Lighter moment: Did you have any involvement in this murder?
Blazing Cat Fur offers non-common sense questions that form part of "an actual questionaire police in Regina sent to residents in an effort to solve a recent homicide case" here.
Look at it philosophically, Blazing. If the police wanted to know who the attention-seeking narcissists in the community are, as opposed to the serious perps, this is an excellent method, as the former will rush down to the station to confess. The latter probably will, um, not.