What completely ridiculous hell is this?
I've just discovered that my friend Richard Buggs is in some kind of trouble for having said what everyone obviously knows, that chimpanzees are NOT 98% human (and therefore humans are not 98% chimpanzee).
Guys, have you ever even considered dating a female chimp?
Yuh, thought so.
Common ancestry? Well, it's way easier to defend if we start with the fact that humans and chimps are NOT obviously all that similar. So starting with a lower (believable) figure would be a better way to begin than starting with a higher (unbelievable) figure.
That's all Buggs was trying to do. But, to keep the UK government-funded trolls at bay, Buggs clarified:
Given these statistics, it is factually incorrect to say that humans are 99% the same as chimpanzees. Yet, just last month, the Natural History Museum in London and the University of Chicago Press in the USA published a book entitled "99% Ape: How evolution adds up." This misleading title was doubtless chosen by a marketing guru rather than the editor, who is a reputable and distinguished scientist in plant evolutionary ecology (the field in which I did my doctoral research). Such promotion of the ”myth of 1%” to the public as evidence for evolution is probably why some non-scientists have suggested on the internet that my earlier article, dispelling this myth, is somehow a death-blow to evolution - it is not.Look, I am totally sorry that my friend Buggs is pestered by these creepy trolls. Can anyone call the trolls off? Or is this going to end like another Michael Reiss "sinner in the hands of an angry God." story?
And DON'T try telling me that some supposed Christian Brit toff like Denis Alexander is going to, like, do something about it.
We know that if he cared, he would have done it already ...
Dammit, Brits, we've bailed you out of two World Wars. Don't force us to do it again. My Dad was one of the very few survivors of his Canadian air force unit.
It is overwhelmingly obvious that Darwinism and its attendant =isms are a bunch of crap. How many of your own must you feed to the shredders before you recognize that?
Hey, I'm a Canuck (really, honestly) and we're a-watchin'! And we don't see why you need us to tell you.. Maybe this is the day when you need us and all you get is awful silence.
Richard, in your last defence, if you are betrayed by all hands, come to Canada! Traditional Canadians are fighting back against the most worthless and disgusting mob you have ever imagined, who only want to plunder us and have no concern whether Canada even survives as a country.
But we ARE fighting back. And GOD is watching. So all, look out.